grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: drgero)

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

(Source: onlylolgifs)

alfiebooty:

nosrslyfu:

a baby’s laugh is so cute~

unless it’s at night

in the dark

and you have no baby with you

haahahahhaa

juilan:

mormondad:

pallbearers:

francieum:

laughoutloudrightnow:

bitch i will ✄ you

sorry i’m not lesbian

how do i download friends

http://www.download-friends.com/

they’ve got all 10 seasons

What the fuck is going on in this post

(Source: emilaugh)

baby-purple:

Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide

Then

Now-

Ned Bigby 

Cookie

Jennifer aka Moze

Loomer

Coconut Head

Gordo from lizzie mcguire 

Larry

Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban 

Zack

Cody

The Twins

Wizards of Waverly place- Justin

(OMFG!!)

Max

Zoey 101- Dena

Dustin

Lola

Chase

James

Quinn-

Cory in the house- Cory

Sophie 

Newt

That’s so Raven- Chelsea

Smart Guy- Tj

Marcus

Hannah Montana- Miley

Oliver

Boy meets world- Cory

Topenga-

Shawn-

Drake and Josh- Josh

googlebus:

they say you die twice 

once when you die 

actually thats the only time sorry 

the people that say you die twice are stupid